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Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
7:44 pm
I just cut the hell out of my middle left toe.

I just took a big chunk out of it accidentally. I don't think I've dripped that much blood since I had my wisdom teeth removed. Seriously. I'm on the second bandaid because the first one came off because of all the blood. The only reason that I haven't switched it for a third is because I know it won't stop. So I used a fuckton of tape.

.. First squirrels, then tornado warnings, now gushing wounds. I hate today.
8:23 am
So I literally woke up like 5 minutes ago to a sound. The weather is nicer here now. I thought a bird was scavenging in the rain gutter thing above my window and just being noizy.

I was wrong.

That big scary squirrel is back. Fuck.

.. Next time I'm gonna have a camera with a flash ready. If I'm lucky it'll make the thing fall.

Normally I like nature. Not when it's trying to nom it's way into my room and wreck my window in the process.

SIDE NOTE/EDIT: Tornado warning. Fuck. I thought everything was rattling too much (window, oven, door, trees outside)
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
1:07 am
Too stressed.
So I think I'll just write about the good things in my life at the moment.

I have fallen for the best girl in the whole wide world ever. Her name is Liz. To steal her word for 'better than perfect' she is utterly stellar. Stellar. Even that doesn't seem like a good enough word, but poets and philosophers have commented about the inefficiency of words when it comes to utter adoration.

But yeah. Getting sidetracked. She's lovely and just so fucking perfect. Hell, she even beat me to writing something like this. I'm not normally the 'stand up and shout' type, but she makes me want to. I'm just shy and cautious about it, I think.

Anyways.. She is perfect and I love her, and I suck by comparison.

That's pretty much it. That, and I'm sculpting stuff. Not right this moment of course, but you know what I mean.

Current Mood: frustrated
Sunday, January 6th, 2008
6:33 pm
I am one of the few people who can be going to put a small dash of hot sauce on my delicious dinner, and not notice that the thing on the hot sauce that keeps it all from flooding out is missing.

Franks red hot sauce. Fuck you.

*pours half a bottle of ketchup on it, hoping it dilutes it*

Current Mood: aggravated
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
2:47 pm
Oh. Hi. Merry Christmas and all that.

*goes back to watching his brand new dvd set of the first three episodes of Doctor Who in the original black and white*

Huh? Your still reading this. Okay fine. I got a bunch of neat stuff and a little camera. If I can figure out how to use the camera then I'll show y'all what I got.

Again, merry christmas. I hope I made christmas special for a certain someone who's name is Liz. :)
Thursday, December 20th, 2007
1:53 pm
Hi! I'm that guy that doesn't update much.
So, I am insane. Utterly insane. Yet brilliant, dashing, and handsome.

I am planning on starting my own business.

Yeah. I know. I'm poor. How can I start my own buisness?

I'm planning on making models. In the 28mm/one inch tall scale.

Now, I don't have the whole idea ready to go just yet, but I honestly think it could work.

Right now I need ideas. This is where you come in.

Any accessories from irl, fantasy, sci fi, or just whatever!

Give me a list of about.. hmm.. well. However much you can, really.

I don't know how this is all gonna work, but it should be fun finding out! :D

P.S. Thank you to my adorable girlfriend Liz for inspiring me to take the initiative for this one.

P.P.S. I made a Cluthu-style squid head! :D

Current Mood: accomplished
Friday, November 30th, 2007
9:05 am
Okay, now I hate nature again.
See, I was woken up by a large squirrel.

Trying to nom it's way into my room through my window. Through the fucking wood. I chased the fucker off, but for an idea of scale, I have nothing outside of my window. I am 2.5 stories up. This fucker had to climb a brick wall to get to my window.


Anyone wanna teach me how to make a flamethrower?
Friday, October 26th, 2007
4:13 pm
Questions please
Hi. I'm slowly going to unravel the answers to everything. I need questions. Legitimate questions preferred.

.. I already got asked 'What The Question is." Nice try, but you'd have to ask the mice.

But yes. Questions. Big or small. Many or one. I don't care. I'll eventually compile a list, then maybe a book.
Monday, October 8th, 2007
12:01 am

I went to a family friends house with most of my family tonight. There was food and crappy singing, and a bunch of stupid nascar stuff. But there was a cute puppy to play with and they didnt seem to mind me hiding myself away in the backyard alone, so thats good too.

At one point I went out for a walk with the puppy and the 11yr old daughter, and some thug guy tried to pick a fight with me over his girlfriend for some reason. I don't really understand why since I didn't recognize either of them. Maybe he thought I was someone else, or maybe he was just drunk? I dunno. Anyways, I did something most of you probably wouldn't expect.

I did nothing. I let him get all pissy and try and fight and whatever, and let him walk away.

.. Because there were 2 german shepards, a puppy, an 11 year old, and his girlfriend there. The guy would have been no challenge. The dogs would, but generally speaking, I didn't want to upset them all over what was probably mistaken identity.

So yeah. Thanksgiving. I gave him the chance to walk away with all his teeth. Your welcome fuckstick.
Sunday, October 7th, 2007
12:50 am
I think there is a squirrel, or squirrels in the wall in front of me. This could be quite bad. Very very quite bad. There is wiring in that wall. And a squirrel, or squirrels, or possibly a very quiet raccoon, or a cat or something else like that. And I don't like it. I don't like nature being in my life, because I don't normally care for natural things. Plus, if it dies inside the wall then that is extra bad. It makes far too much noise for it to just be randomly occuring sounds. Because it is generally in the same part of the wall I think it must be trapped and trying to escape. However, the wall has gone quiet for the moment, so it might have, or it might have stopped briefly, or it might be dead.

The sounds make me apprehensive because of all the videogames and movies where things fly out of holes at you. I'd like to avoid rabies shots and having a possibly rabid and most likely insane creature bite and claw at me.

Suggestions welcome. If I had a shotgun and lived alone, I'd have just taken a chunk out of the wall. But that's just how I roll.

Current Mood: uncomfortable
Sunday, September 9th, 2007
12:30 am
So let's recap..
My dad broke my computer after 4 days of me asking him to do something simple.

The house is like a sauna and they won't put the air conditioning on.

I've probably broke a bunch of stuff in the last hour while trying to clean my room.

I can't get into my room considering the effort it took to leave.

It's questionable on if I can sleep tonight.

Many things are questionable in my life.

I don't know where I stand with any sort of interpersonal relationships.

Where the fuck did everyone go?

I lost the sketchbook with all of my newest art in, so that poster thing isn't getting done until it's found.

That poster thing wasn't getting done anyway.

That fucking spider in my room is still alive and making baby spiders.

The light is on in my room, broken after I chucked something at it, and I don't care to go turn it off.

All of my projects are on hiatus, including my webcartoon that nobody reads.

Anything productive in my life has hereby been put on permanent hiatus until I find some reason to give a fuck about anyone or anything again.

In the immortal words of that black guy from Dawn of the dead, Fuck y'all.
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
10:34 pm
So again Firefox deleted all of my bookmarks.

Anyone have a browser that doesn't blow goats?
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007
7:24 pm
Anyone surprised is not paying attention

Essentially, the US army is giving everyone crappy equipment because they have been so reliant on the contracts they've already signed. Plus, you know, you don't have to pay dead soldiers.
Saturday, August 25th, 2007
12:37 am
Serious question
Does anyone know the mechanics of a paintball gun well enough to explain to me how to make one?
Friday, August 10th, 2007
9:52 pm
Art and life and bullshit
So I'm currently working on a poster (Zombies versus the Agents of SORP) then after that I think I'm gonna make another (Carebears versus My little pony) because I love raping childhood memories.

I'm doing a college tour tomorrow. I really don't want to go yet. I'm not at all ready for it, and I have no cash.

Anyone who wants to give me advice or whatever, that'd be great.
Friday, July 27th, 2007
10:09 am
Movies to look out for sometime next year
Rendezvous with Rama.

Indiana Jones 4.

Iron man.

Sin City 2.

The Watchmen.

Fantastic Four 3.

Torchwood season 2.

There were a couple more, but I can't remember. Personally, I'm wanting to see Watchmen, Torchwood and Iron Man the most.
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
9:46 am
Fuck life
Last night I had a dream. A good and very geeky dream. I got a model. Of the Emperor. I was in school, of all places, and the dude next to me had a weird model of a snake/dragon thing with 2 tails. One of my teachers was there being a prick, too. He had kidnapped my model and hid it trying to make me do schoolwork, so after looking through a bunch of fallen bits and peices, he put it back on my desk on top of whatever work he wanted me to do. I had the super cool model back, and I was happy. I was starting to go over all the geeky info on the model all excited-like.. Then I woke up while trying to stay asleep.

About half an hour later I realized that my life was in fact a nightmare I can't wake up from. It appears that I'm being screwed into having to go to college, because there is no work here, and that clearly means that the only choice is for me to borrow money I can't pay back, and then go to college where I will spend more money than I'll ever have on stuff. All for some minor chance at getting more work that doesn't exist to begin with.

Because that will totally work. Yes, let's spend money on something and hope it helps. Why not? I don't have money now, and to get the money I've been promised since I was born I have to waste even more money I don't have. Then that money I get will be all gone to try and pay off the expenses. Who else wants to bet that I still won't have enough? Because I'm certain.

So to recap. I'm poor, and the only way to make me not be poor is by making myself about 20,000 minimum in debt. Well that sure solves me being poor. Like cutting your foot off so your toe stops hurting.

If anyone wants to give me some life advice, or advice on what to do, or has a loaded gun I could have a few moments privacy with, please reply.
Sunday, July 15th, 2007
9:51 pm
Steps To Pwning Someone With Flames
1. Pick your prey
2. If they do not appear fully flammable, douse them in a flammable substance.
3. Light them ablaze with matches, a lighter or, most preferably, a flame thrower.
4. Sit back and enjoy the show.
5. ????
6. Profit!!!

For the record, EncyclopediaDramatica.com is fucking brilliant.
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
11:10 am
The Transformers movie..
Sucked. Hate to say it. I was excited to see it. It's bad if a movie can make you bored.

I could go into a huge list of things that made the movie crap, but.. Well I'll just make a tiny list.

Good parts:
Optimus stabs someone in the FACE.
Optimus wants to shoot a dog because it pisses on him.
The part where the Autobots are trying to hide in and around the main human guy's house.

The bad parts:
Almost everyone was grey, therefore looked the same, so it was easy to forget who was who.
In fight scenes, you couldn't tell where one ended, and the other began, because of all they grey.
They are horrendously not to scale in robot form.
They look fragile.
It's hard to tell what's going on.
None of the Decepticons have personality.
Starscream does not scream once. No crazy voice either.

.. I had to refrain from continuing the bad list. Honestly, if you wanna see this movie, see the 2nd Fantastic Four movie instead. This was just dissapointing. I think there was some sort of story about trying to find a cube, but honestly, the story was poorly written. They've apparently been on earth a few thousand years, but they have over stylized new forms that suck.

It's bad when the 80's movie version of something is better.
Monday, July 9th, 2007
12:43 pm










.. I might have to record myself singing sometime.
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