September 14th, 2008

Goggles 6

It's my theory

that everyone in the Starship Troopers movies are in fact, fucking retarded.

They made the guns bigger, the bullets weaker, and didn't learn anything.


It takes a full clip to kill one warrior bug. It takes about 6 shotgun shells to kill one warrior bug. It takes one grenade shot to take out about 4 warrior bugs. And yet they keep making bullets. Why?!

If you can't tell, I got Starship Troopers 3. The chick in it looks like a mix of Carmen from the first one and Angelina Jolie. It's amusing to see the weird mix of futuristic stuff with the decidedly anachronistic things that make SST what it is..

EDIT: Just realized. It's Jolene Blalcok. Blalok. Cocksucker. Whatever. T'Pol from Enterprise.

I wanna shoot that blonde religious bitch in the movie. So badly.


Also, I'm drinking a Faygo for the first time ever, and I like one of ICP's songs.. This does not bode well, does it? I think not.